Bree Sharp - “David Duchovny”
U need a drank and a hystorectory– My phone’s inbox is full of gems like this.
This is really great →
It’s the most important thing of all. When you’re by yourself, you...– Tina Barney, in response to “Why do you think spending time alone is so important?”
My friend and I wrote an open letter to Mark...
Dear Mark Zuckerberg, Your site is beginning to creep me out… And I’m really creepy. Love, Freemasons P.S. - Also from Scientology P.P.S. - Loved you in Social Network P.P.P.S. - Loved you even more in Arrested Development P.P.P.P.S. - I just said pee pee pee pee.
My Brother: Ok, we can go. I'll do whatever you want to do.
His Girlfriend: I know.... *looks at me* It's awesome.
Sea of Bees - Willis
And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much...– Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
gets me every time.
TONIGHT I'M IN THE BACK LOOKING RIGHTEOUS IN A...