February 2011
60 posts
January 2011
67 posts
Bree Sharp - “David Duchovny”
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“U need a drank and a hystorectory”
– My phone’s inbox is full of gems like this.
Watch(paulscheer)
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This is really great →
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“It’s the most important thing of all. When you’re by yourself, you...”
– Tina Barney, in response to “Why do you think spending time alone is so important?”
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My friend and I wrote an open letter to Mark...
Dear Mark Zuckerberg,
Your site is beginning to creep me out… And I’m really creepy.
Love,
Freemasons
P.S. - Also from Scientology
P.P.S. - Loved you in Social Network
P.P.P.S. - Loved you even more in Arrested Development
P.P.P.P.S. - I just said pee pee pee pee.
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My Brother: Ok, we can go. I'll do whatever you want to do.
His Girlfriend: I know.... *looks at me* It's awesome.
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Sea of Bees - Willis
“And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
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http://shitnoonehaseversaid.tumblr.com/ →
gets me every time.
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Listen
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TONIGHT I'M IN THE BACK LOOKING RIGHTEOUS IN A...
