THEY’RE SINGING LARGER THAN LIFE I’M GONNA PEE OF EXCITEMENT AND...– K texts from the Backstreet Boys concert
It’s like giving candy to a baby
If I get a case of your favorite beer, what are the chances that you’ll...– A text from J at 10am
Home Sweet Home
Donut shops are everywhere Jacarandas lick the air Freeways dash between hilltops Eyes are peeled for sneaky cops Double-double on my lips Producers selling vampire scripts Sip horchata con espresso Oh my jeebus, was that JLO? I just love my weird ol’ state But I get it — haters gon’ hate
Sit n' Sleep!
“DON’T PULL THE PLUG, LARRY!”
u should say u are a radical asexual performance artist inspired by BDSM working...– D gives a cover letter recommendation for an elementary school position
And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long...– Kahlil Gibran
Thursday Magic. Wizard People Dear Reader!
letsdosomethingawesome: Just got back from the Silent Movie Theater and I’m coming down from the best brain orgasm of my lifeee. The Cinefamily guys had some tricks up their wizard sleeves tonight as not only did Brad Neely show up but he presented his entire opus of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone live to a rapturous audience. He is a wordsmith; he is god; he is HARRY FUCKING POTTER!! ...
Muchas gracias amiga dulce! Eres mi angel en la noche! Eres mi voz en el...– T sends the best texts (in response to “Buena suerte mijo!”)